某男为应征女博男友而写的超强考卷

本主题由 咩咩 创建于 2008-10-29 19:50:31

引子:

《 征婚:31岁,某高校教师,博士(但愿一年之内找到归属)》

本人情况:1978年出生,身高1.65,体重50kg,目前在杭州自己买了一套120平方米的住房。
希望未来的你:本科以上(如果是本科或者硕士学历,请别担心,我认为过日子不是靠学历就幸福的,但是也希望你自信一些),对工作和生活富有热情,具有较强的社会责任感和较强的文学修养,年龄相差不要太大就可以了……

女博士希望有缘人能做三道题

1. 希望有缘人来对下联。上联:秋去冬来秋水伊人望穿秋水

2. 假如我们认识了,怎么精确得到(记者注:应为“知道”)我有多少根头发?

3. 请把《诗经·秦风》翻译成英文(选做)

附原文:蒹葭苍苍,白露为霜。所谓伊人,在水一方。溯洄从之,道阻且长;溯游从之,宛在水中央。蒹葭凄凄,白露未晞。所谓伊人,在水之湄。溯洄从之,道阻且跻;溯游从之,宛在水中坻。蒹葭采采,白露未已。所谓伊人,在水之涘。溯洄从之,道阻且右;溯游从之,宛在水中沚。


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1. 下联:插进拔出孤男寡女翻云覆雨

2. 8726根 保证没错,不信的话可以让我亲手验证

3. The water grass is very new, the morning water is very cold, I want to fuck that girl, she is making the fucking joke. Looking for her along the road, my feeling is boring and alone. Looking for her by the boat, like into the ass-hole.

The water grass is very old, the morning water stand in one row, I want to fuck that girl, she is also making the joke. Looking for her along the road, my feeling is boring and alone. Looking for her by the boat, I don’t like this fucking show.

The water grass is lovely so, the moring water dosen’t want to go, I want to fuck that girl, can she stop making this joke? Looking for her along the road, She will suck my dick all. Looking for her by the boat, son of the bitch she is at all !

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